had french toast for the first time yesterday and i just can’t stop thinking about it, my life will never be the same
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Tim Burton came to work one day after having some dental work done on his gums. He was supposed to keep his mouth packed with gauze, but he thought drooling blood was too much fun to waste.
when i die i hope this is the only picture left of me in the whole wide world and there is no other choice but to display this gem at my funeral in remembrance of me
LMAO LOOK HOW CONFUSED THEY ARE
(Source: morgmir)
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
(Source: battasenpai)
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
